On the other hand, Pacquiao does have some progressive ideas about abortion, at least as it applies to 70s soft rock ballads...

The worst part is, if that pitch was any lower or further outside the strike zone, it would have been thrown by a Korean pop star.

Tevez' little stunt caused some confusion as well as consternation among music fans, who saw #RIP Fergie trending on Twitter and thought "Not another Black Eyed Peas hologram..."

"Right on coach - we talkin' about practice teaching? How silly is that?"

Pictured: Terry Collins tries to psych out Doug Eddings as Eddings attempts to beat Collins' tobacco spitting distance of 8' 3.5".

"I categorically deny that I killed five hookers while at SMU. The ads said they were escorts."

it's being BEING SOLD AS "AS IS - WHERE IS"

Barkley: I hope he hits the boards better than his old man! I mean, that stiff was 4 inches taller than me but I would outrebound him like 15-6 and...

Bird: Off the scoreboard, off of the bleachers, off of the shot clock, nothing but net.

Olympic Officials Will Confiscate Any "Excessive Food"

Given the Flyers' opponent, this is bringing up bad memories of both 1995 and 2000, when the Flyers lost to the Devils in the Eastern Conference Finals (blowing a 3-1 lead in 2000, and my original Philly hero Hextall letting in a softie that essentially decided the 1995 series), with New Jersey going on to win the Cup…

University Of Texas Student-Athlete Gets Hit By Bus, Survives

His lifetime ejection rate is over three percent, well above average.

Technically, the record is held by James Dolan (2000-present)...

The last time the Knicks had a championship team, LeBron James's mother was in kindergarten.

Berg's a little harsh on Craig James. I'm sure someone, somewhere, has killed at least six hookers.

Pictured: LeBron James and Erik Spoelstra react to seeing Steve Novak re-create the final scene of Slap Shot

"What's with the green squares at -1.5 to -2.0?"

the excitement is when no one notices you

If some of these people calling soccer players gay ever saw websites or shows devoted to WAGs, their heads would explode like the KKK members when Clayton Bigsby took off his hood.