China is the explicit definition of a cool head running things. China has incredible leverage. The world would fail to operate if China took their ball home. Sure, China’s economy would suffer but they’re big now and industrialized enough that it wouldn’t matter as long as it would to the rest of the world.

Wait, it’s as if Nazis are bad guys or something....

Your landlord sounds like a nice person to have a beer with.

Whew I thought you were going to mention heavy drinking. I’m off the hook!

And you'll tell anyone you can about it any chance you get.

I don’t know if it comes from growing up without one or what, but I’ve never understood people who intentionally put just about anything in the garbage disposal. Some stuff ends up there while prepping/cooking and doing dishes, but I can’t imagine putting food scraps down it on purpose.

“Prime rib served without horseradish but with mashed potatoes covered in chicken gravy”

“it has to be “elevated” street food, whatever the fuck that means.”

The best street food I ever had was a hot dog from a cart in Haverhill (MA)‘s Washington Square, from a woman who if memory serves was married to the chief of police in town. But that was 1998, so I can’t exactly call that a recommendation.

These cops obviously crossed the line. Suspension is very appropriate here. It’s not like they misfiled some paperwork, murdered an unarmed African American, or had a stain on their uniforms. No, this is a serious dereliction of duty warranting severe reprimand.

I have been breathlessly anticipating the take-down of Facebook/Apple/Google/etc. by the EU since the passing of the GDPR like a mother of six daughters waiting for a rich, eligible bachelor to arrive in an Austen novel. I really, really hope this does it for one of them.

So, I was listening to a true crime podcast and apparently the reason we get the most weird stories out of Florida is because they give the most public crime info.  You can find out more without requests than other states.  I found this very interesting. 

What a ridiculous comment.

And it looks like this one still has fenders and rockers. And it’s presumably in Canadian dollars. No way.

I’ve never seen a WRX go that low, even a parts car....

Unpopular opinion: Omelettes, befitting their working-class French origins, should be kept simple. Three eggs, bit of cheese, simple preparation, garnished with a little something green and a Dexter’s Laboratory reference whispered into the ear of the romantic partner for whom you’re making breakfast.

I’ve tried, lord knows I’ve tried, with broccoli.  But now, at 37, I know I just will never like it.  And I love cauliflower.  But the taste of broccoli is just never going to do it for me.  No matter how much cheese sauce you put on it.

Timing is a problem that prevents many from becoming good cooks. If you think you can take the time to swipe down and reject a phone call, or stick your head into the living room to ask what people want on their omelet while it’s cooking, it won’t work.