FTFY

A certain type of American is scared and insecure.  There are truck makers and politicians who are excellent at exploiting that.

As a pickup owner who sells Christmas trees, I was loading one in a guys pickup the other day, he opens his hard tonneau cover and tailgate, to a bed, with bedliner, with a heavy blanket over it to protect it.  Lost all respect for that guy.

American male masculinity is in crisis..i am dead serious. Im a white guy and i think we men have totally lost it. So insecure, its crazy.

The brodozer crowd is going to love it; this thing conveys the right kind of overcompensating macho aggression. It’s for guys who want to show the world that they’re not like every other boring suburbanite: they’re real men who bought the most inefficient vehicle available for getting stuck in rush hour traffic. …

Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.

A low beam that’s physically, substantially below the high beam? Sold. Cash for Clunkers right now on every truck that isn’t like this. #SaveTheCompactCarDrivers

The oven really is the best way to cook bacon.

Everything about this post is silly.

1) Mr. Campbell, you need to know that using “retarded” in a pejorative sense is not OK.

Late 90s CR-V/RAV4 was a better indicator of the future

That’s a pretty big ‘quake. I hope the damage is only structural, and no lives are lost.

7.0 is a big eq but I wouldn’t call it huge. I’m not surprised that highway was damaged. Given the location, I suspect liquefaction. 

The Republican Party: Now raising taxes!

The same reason that I wouldn’t buy a microwave that chirped “Only buy Red Baron frozen pizzas” every time I opened the door- because it’s annoying. I mean “non obtrusive” is a matter of opinion, isn’t it?

And you sound like a guy with his ass crack hanging out of his jeans as he rests a Miller High Life on his gut, whining about all them snooty snobs with their basic-ass tasting abilities. Different hops have wildly different flavors. You don’t have to be a beer snob nor an IPA-purist to know this. Being proudly…

No need to fret. You can just make your own:

I prefer butter to lettuce as well

So those are the option? Give 0.0006 percent of his net worth, or all his money?

Samin Nosrat Thinks Your Thanksgiving Needs More Acid