Burke, if you’re on Jalopnik every day, are you a car guy or a racercar guy?

In these analysis are shots referring to "shot attempts" or "shots on goal" It's interesting in that this analysis is basically the same argument for Hockey's crude advanced stats, which at this point is effectively just Shots * a Factor, and we can't come up with anything better no matter how hard people try

Took these guys 90 hours to race across American in google streetview and that was only 3,000 miles. http://www.destructoid.com/90-hours-to-ra…

If anything the ice tends to be better when it's warmer, because it allows the surface to be a little warmer (and softer), and all of the cooling coming from below. When it is below zero, the ice tends to be brittle, and gets more chipped up, which is why the ice on any regular outdoor rink is terrible when its really…

He was still feeling the effects of travelling to Florida in his time machine

What in the hell is with the new Phillips ad on top of Deadspin today? I can deal with ads (site needs money to bring me all the stuff I enjoy), but this one blocked the link to open this article, and clearly I am to inept to figure out how to close it. This an issue for anyone else?

Are you guys aware that TSN (Canada's ESPN) has a ridiculous spin off site that basically copies every Deadspin post http://www2.tsn.ca/bardown/ . I feel like this hasn't been criticized to the extent is deserves

Just want to give you guys credit, I've been here almost since the beginning (although not clever enough to be part of the community down here), but I think the site content is better then it's ever been, by quite a margin. Obviously the quality of the comments is way down from it's heyday about 5 years ago, but was…

Celebrating your beer league goal is about as unacceptable as it gets... also cheesegrader

Barfed on the window of a Flight Centre once at 4 in the afternoon while they were still open. A lady was sitting 2ft away from me on the other side of the glass innocently selling cheap flights to Thailand and there I was hurling all over her window

Scorch is now trending on Canadian twitter right below Ebola. All is right in the world

The ranking of posts where the comments most resemble the old deadspin

In the funbag this week, question was asked about what if athletes had to play for their home town. This apparently happens in Ireland with Hurling (allegedly their biggest sport). Everyone's an amateur, but they have huge crowds, big stadiums, tv deals, etc, but all the money goes back into youth sports. Teams are…

This ad will always capture what the cup means best...

Magary is a closet golf fan right? This obviously must be kept secret because it is the most sanctimonious of all sports, and therefore such an easy target, but every time he rips on golf I get the sense there's a little too much knowledge for a guy who isn't a fan.

I was always jealous in high school of the kid who could already grow a sweet beard to wheel all the chicks

Clearly I'm not the only one who has a grandmother walking around in the same floral print blouse she bought in 1978, but going in for a fresh hair coloring every 12 days.

Yah, but If I was a virgin I wouldn't be any less excited just because she spent a night with some guy named Clay in Australia

I'm not sure if this is intended to be ironic or not, but either way it's perfect

Can you please confirm for me, that for every one of Deadspin's reliable commentators there are 1000 un-approved idiots like me out there who are completely hopeless. I don't even try, because I see the good stuff on here and know I couldn't be 10% that clever. This pretty much destroys me, because I think of myself…