I’m honestly more excited for this than any actual Star Wars. Here’s my list of low hanging fruit:

I mean, it has to be called Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money, right? In any case, I’m not sure this is a good idea — for one thing, John Candy won’t be in it and he was one of the best things about the original. Perhaps some genre parodies making fun of IP should just be left alone.

I mean, yes? Celebrating queerness is great, but Singer’s sexual abuse is perhaps not the expression of queerness that is worth celebrating?

I know Cumming has said he had a bad experience making this movie, and it’s a damn shame because he was an amazing Nightcrawler. The kindness, the sensibility, the spirituality...and the opening in the White House was such a cool use of his powers.

ODB? I didn’t know he was in the insurance tech biz!

Waze has been owned by Google for a while now... ALL of their products do the same thing. Gather information and sells it to the highest bidder.

Not sure what people expected. At this point, I fully expect every app that requires way more information than what the app provides (like most free apps) and map apps (especially google maps) to be selling all of the information to anyone with money to pay for it...

Though I love me some Brent Ratner films, I 100% believe we dodged a speeding bullet with him not making a Superman movie.

Ah yes, the problem with social media all along is people online have been too restrained by shame and humility

Oh great, as if I didn’t see enough of space farmer peasants swinging farm equipment around in slow motion already!?  

It’s possible that Netflix’s deal was for a PG-13 space opera movie of a certain length, and Synder blew everything up too much that they had to chop it down.

Ah yes: the movies that made $1.6B in Snyderbucks https://www.indiewire.com/news/general-news/zack-snyder-clarifies-comments-about-barbie-rebel-moon-1234976348/

Found Florida Man.

You are missing the point - the conservative crazy has gotten to the point that ANY THING THAT AGREES WITH SOMETHING THEY HATE = WOKE...

Before it became a buzzword in the great culture war against, ummm, something or other. Being “woke” just meant you exhibited basic decency towards humans who were a bit different than yourself. And I think all of us can agree that’s pretty fucked.

Like Gandalf!

Look, I’m all for nuance in moral and ethical discussions, but this infatuation with “the grey” in Star Wars is getting annoying. It’s good for Jedi characters to be fully realized people and not just cookie cutter good guys, and it’s good for Sith to have motivations for what leads them down that path or things that…

If only we knew the scourge of “content creators”, “influencers”, and “4Chan” that would come of it, we could have shut the whole damn thing down before it was too late.

The internet was a mistake.

Cars like these are important. Not everyone can afford to spend $35-$50K on a vehicle. But if you’re going to offer something cheap at least make it not feel cheap. Get more than what you would expect. Not that this is a good comparison but a few years ago my brother and I went to see our parents. We rented a Chevy…