Cool! Can’t wait for Justin Roiland to create the first animated show to air exclusively on Fox News.

Seriously. Focusing on one while ignoring the other feels like “Just don’t look over here.”

While obviously we don’t know the exact specifics of what actually happened here, it was pretty telling that everyone who knew or worked with him was immediately ready to accept it as fact because of all of their experiences dealing with him and his history of behavior everywhere he went. The number of stories that…

Quick correction to this part of the article: “He had reportedly been arrested for these charges and pleaded guilty to two counts in October of that same year.” He pleaded NOT guilty to the two counts. The current version makes things very confusing.

I mean, there’s still all that horrific shit of him sliding into underage girls DMs and telling them they’re hot jailbait.

You missed the Crafter’s use: dryer lint makes GREAT stuffing for pillows and “plushies.”

This has been happening a lot the last few years and people always call it out in the comments, so I doubt the writers haven’t gotten the message. I’m wondering if this is some sort of corporate policy from The Herb that requires that the site get a kickback from a store in order for them to provide a link to it in an…

Nice job, Levi. That must quote have been incredibly difficult to find. Hidden, even. Otherwise these professional journalists would certainly done some normal journalistic research to provide background information when they wrote this article. Oh, I forgot where I am. Snark aside, thanks Levi.

Or the Rolling Stones. Seriously, theyve been doing farewell tours as long as I've been alive. And I'm almost 40

Next up suing the Eagles for their farewell tours

Gah! Dodge has introduced an epistemological conundrum from which I can’t escape.

Introducing the cleaner, more environmentally and scatalogically friendly 2023 Dodge Durango Heckcat with 709 HP.

I’m still okay with dunking on rich dorks and their Dodge SUVs.

I saw commercial for the Durango Hellcat that said, “Forget everything you know about performance SUVs!” So I did. And it was a load off my mind.

This post leaves the important bits out. From a Dodge press release:

Right? I feel like I’m missing something, but maybe it actually is just spoiled ass rich people.

I rarely side with automakers or dealers, but damn these owners suck and just need to deal with it. This is literally how every consumer product works. Unless there was a contract or documentation stating these would never be made again... too fucking bad? This is what you get for overpaying for stupid vehicles.

Sounds like Dodge making a Mitch Hedberg joke.

The movie manages to be simultaneously anchored to the exact time it was made (DFENS being a defense contractor who just lost his job due to the end of the Cold War) and more relevant than ever (pathetic middle-aged white guy snapping and going on an increasingly violent rampage).

If I had a plug in hybrid, I would plug it in every day at work. And only visit the gas station on road trips.