He’s so wrong.
The Hobbit has a heart and sense of levity that Tolkien lost as his work got more and more serious. The fairy-tale sense of wonder started to disappear.

“Mongul only pawn in game of life.”

I think the Aztek kind of looks like a modern car now.

And yet you seemed to fit very comfortably in a 2-D pane of glass with a couple other people, Zod. Get over it.

I would argue that GM absolutely takes risks but they have historically murdered their own products before they can properly develop. GM developed a viable, promising electric car years before its competitors.

“in a market that can’t get enough of big and stupid SUVs."

The thing with the Fiero was, by the time they finally got it right nobody wanted one anymore.  Yet another classic example of a good idea ruined by poor execution.

GM has taken a bunch of risks. Their problem is when the going gets tough, they fold and cancel. Look at the Fiero. Once they updated it into a decent car, they canceled it. Look at the Solstice. My guess is that the mid-engined vette won’t last too many years like those two other cars because it’s too impractical…

I saw Shakira play a corporate event where she was humping a speaker.  It made us forget all about our Q4 forecast.

There is no way they could get the audio right in that arena.  Too much noise

Shakira was hot as fuck. J-Lo not far behind. Even my wife Ursa was turned on. We.loved that these middle-aged ladies were so talented, self-assured, and sexy. Holy shit, this was WAY better than stupid Adam Levine last year.

No, not really. 

Are you implying you’d have some kind of problem with JLo doing a halftime show that’s just her masturbating?

I’m really looking forward to the nuanced take on his passing and legacy that Deadspin will post tomorrow. Oh wait. Shit.

Except, you know, it’s Jeopardy, not a sporting event. Lots of people watch it on tape delay.

Well, you screwed us real good there AV Club. Thanks for spoiling it for the entire west coast.

Two hours, three hours if you count from beginning to end. It’s easy enough to just not spoil the show in the headline/