My detailed analysis is as follows: a bunch of fucking assholes bought the Newsweek brand, and put their fucking asshole editorial slant on it.

In the the old Batman versus Superman debate, and it always comes down to Batman needing to have everything work absolutely perfectly. All of his traps, all of his plans, all of his equipment has to operate perfectly with no mistakes to even have a shot at beating Superman. All it takes is one slip-up and Superman can…

Or my body? That’s it........Easter’s cancelled!

Counterpoint: NO. I’LL TAKE THEIR WORD FOR IT.

I don’t care what it’s called, but I would be pretty annoyed if I went into a shop to purchase a cookie and was corrected that it’s not a gingerbread man but gingerbread person. Only because it’s annoying to correct someone on something you made up on a whim in the face of a lifetime of it being called a “gingerbread…

Oh man, don’t make sex workers deal with incels. They already face high rates of violence, and I have to think that would only be increased by dealing with these violent, entitled dickwads.

This is why I wish sex work and sex workers weren’t so stigmatized. I’ve long thought sex work needs to be legal, regulated, unionized, and taxed.

“Joke’s on them! Check out my awesome parking spot now”

This marks the first time all year the clippers have gotten the better of an opposing point guard.

This is going to be REALLY controversial, but I’m gonna name Wes Anderson. He has an impeccable eye and sense of design and style, but at the expense of anything approaching warmth or spontaneity, because it is all so designed and arch and calls attention to itself, and more and more he has become wrapped up in…

Goddamn kids. Not that kind of rally!

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

Thanks. I can’t keep track of all the bland crossovers that seem to be an inch and a half different in size.

I’m from Winnipeg and my morning it dedicated to hunting the web for articles like this and drinking them down smoooootthhhhh

put it straight into my veins

They just need to actualize their weakness.

Ms. Guilfoyle definitely has the “Innsmouth taint”.

I can’t believe all the fargin’ iceholes on this thread forgot about Johnny Dangerously.

“Tent cities, eh? Go on...”

Great the Nissan version will probably write haiku