IIRC, those backs are straight from the 90's X-Men Series 1 trading cards.

Looks like ever other shitty fantasy novel. 

Good news for you: i believe Sports Illustrated for Kids is still in publication. 

“They look dumb enough” LOL

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Eh, I think Brie is the problem in the movie. I think it probably would have worked with a more charismatic actress in the part. Or at the very least, the issues wouldn’t have been so glaring. 

Wait Trevor Noah is Craig Kilborn 2.0?  I guess I should watch The Daily Show then.

Thanks, much appreciated. 

The Astros promotions team shoulders some blame, renaming the stadium Minute Made Park for this evening’s children’s night promotion.

I think Chris Pine would actually be a better fit than Chris Pratt.

The machine apparently works fine now, though CSUEB music students can’t get high off it anymore.

Your brain is a cataclysmic neural-dystopia of misfiring synapses.

Never take anything Recognitions says seriously.

This is what getting paid for concern trolling looks like, everyone.

Snark aside, this is excellent casting.

Dude was incredible in Good Time. 

Actually, it passed! The ballot count showed strong support for late-arriving ballots.

A new character played by comedian Bill Burr, holding two blasters, with a shaved head

I know this is a joke, but BD-1 is, according to IMDB, voiced by the legendary Ben Burtt - the man behind all the iconic sounds of Star Wars. He also “voiced” WALL-E, btw.

This dude comes from a family where, like, all of the kids were put on TV and commercials from infancy; he’s probably legitimately fucking dumb, and can only think in terms of money, success, and fame.