“They look dumb enough” LOL

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Eh, I think Brie is the problem in the movie. I think it probably would have worked with a more charismatic actress in the part. Or at the very least, the issues wouldn’t have been so glaring. 

Wait Trevor Noah is Craig Kilborn 2.0?  I guess I should watch The Daily Show then.

Thanks, much appreciated. 

The Astros promotions team shoulders some blame, renaming the stadium Minute Made Park for this evening’s children’s night promotion.

The machine apparently works fine now, though CSUEB music students can’t get high off it anymore.

Your brain is a cataclysmic neural-dystopia of misfiring synapses.

Never take anything Recognitions says seriously.

This is what getting paid for concern trolling looks like, everyone.

Snark aside, this is excellent casting.

Dude was incredible in Good Time. 

I know this is a joke, but BD-1 is, according to IMDB, voiced by the legendary Ben Burtt - the man behind all the iconic sounds of Star Wars. He also “voiced” WALL-E, btw.

This dude comes from a family where, like, all of the kids were put on TV and commercials from infancy; he’s probably legitimately fucking dumb, and can only think in terms of money, success, and fame. 

To Joe’s credit, he’s the most famous person i know who regularly and constantly updates his beliefs, constantly saying “what i believed last year, i know this to be untrue, now.” He seems to be without an overt agenda to promulgate beyond “personal growth”, and even the definition of this seems to have evolved.

This…

Or Porkinson’s

That foot locking thing by Borschart was a cheap move.  He deserved everything he got.  

I hate Broncos fans so much by which I mean myself. 

I’m sure they will get around to selecting 2015, 2016, 2017, and 2018 any day now so that we can move on to the 2019 choices at the end of this year.

Easy answer key for you