So, his dad looks my age, time to jump off a bridge

In the criminal complaint, the arresting officer wrote that Porter lunged at the bar’s doorman and lifted him off the ground, then grabbed the officer’s wrists with a grip so strong that “I could not pull them away from him, no matter how hard I tried.” lied.

🎶LOOK AT THE COURT

Flyers/Penguins first round of the 2012 playoffs. The teams met twice in the final week of the season including a game on April Fools Day which involved an old school line brawl and Peter Laviolette attempting to jump into the Penguins bench:

I think you guys responding are confused. I’m talking about the guy who gets in a kick fight with Cap on that ship.

What a weird thing to do. It’s like if the Hanson brothers had a mild-mannered grandson who hadn’t fully shaken the family’s penchant for hitting people, but his heart just wasn’t in it.

I took that statement to mean the ban was lifted. Because if Donal hopes Oakley can come to MSG and Dolan owns the building doesn’t that mean Oakley can come to MSG?

I for one applaud the NHL’s efforts to appeal to a new demographic. Going from Snoop to DMX really gives them a toehold in that tough to reach 40-45 year old hip hop fan market.

WHAT IS THIS TREACHERY OF TIME? THIS DECEPTION WILL FEEL NO COMFORT IN THE PRESENCE OF SUCH FINE GRACE AS WOLC AND THY WIFE. NEITHER MORE, THE WORD IS SPREAD UNTO THE GOOD PEOPLE, FOR THEY MAY YET TO HAVE ENJOYED IT.

#TimeCopLivesMatter

I love how the bald guy recognized him, but couldn’t warn the one doing the talking before he pulled his shady ass “I know more than you think I know” bullshit.

“the head of a player who is currently being,”

Yes, very surprising McAllister wasn’t mentally prepared for his qb to throw the ball 25 yards behind line of scrimmage.

Yeah, but Bo don’t know hockey, and Thorpe did.

Eye-opening in what way?

The business license I had to get to run a bakery from my home cost $280 dollars from the county and $35 dollars from the city. Licenses cost money.

It is OK to link to Deadspin here?

The people this joke is leveled at: