+Fuck Yeah

Pay him no mind, he’s just salty because we own the moon, and he lives in a country that has flying poisonous crocodiles and no moon ownership.

As you all know first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado.
Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives.
Third prize is you’re fired.

why is that a problem?

Bet they get a free bowl of soup.

This is news? Their website has said the PC version would launch on the 12th for quite some time...

Pita Taufatofua, I have Vince McMahon on line 1!

I feel bad for the track and field athletes, whose organization was so terrible at covering up their PED use. Unlike the efforts of every other top nation, who kept hidden the PED usage literally EVERY top track & field athlete does.

What crowd?

Niantic said its not available in Brazil yet just yesterday. Is this accurate or?

If Deadspin’s gonna report on Spanish-language stories, it’d be cool if you guys had someone on staff who can speak the language instead of using Google Translate and secondhand accounts. It’s come up before in soccer articles, but this is an especially weird example. It’s not like this is a bad article or anything,…

This video is ancient man.

I am glad to see they moved Tate/Nunes to be the main event as it felt weird to have a three round, non-title heavyweight bout as the main event. Especially Tate does have a decent amount of casual draw.

Jake Plummer > Peyton Manning (from a Broncos fan).

randomly walked in a Margaret Cho standup act in SF. was very bad. very bad.

Look Ayesha, we’re all agreed that Valencia not being sent off after that obvious foul was bullshit, but c’mon. Ecuador just couldn’t get that second goal.