You got a problem with Jean Jacques or 10P?

“QUIET! Theres a public service announcement, someone let the dogs out and they don’t know who!”

They should have been honest and told Maggie that her face is unpleasant and off putting.

Blast Hardcheese?

1,500 a piece to fuck, then 500 extra to beat him up?

Those were the Art Bell days, remember when conspiracies were fun and stupid. 

His knowledge of martial arts and combat sports is current and accurate. 

Maximum Dave Foley, he wrote everything and adapted everything.

Cool, the retarded part of the JRE subreddit became a deadspin blog post...

I couldn’t edit on time. I figured it out, Burning Thongomong Sensation.

My korean buddies used to call it BTS after bad food. Burning Tongg Sensation or something like that. I don’t remember how to pronounce the middle word.

I always thought BTS was Korean for Burning “Shit” Sensation.

Oh, I see the score to Demolition Man was also nominated.

I don’t get it. Blade Runner 2049 came out 2 years ago. How is it a nominee?

They smell terrible. Its a not so secret... shitret.

I was once kicked out of a bar because someone accused me of some kind of harassment. It was unclear to me what I did. Turns out some other idiot was being a creep and we barely looked alike. I much later found out that fuckin idiot had bad vision. Please, everyone, get your eyes checked. 

Surprised she didn’t go by Joan Elway.

Body odor, hints of poo. Like bad soup or hamburger helper and shit. You can smell em from 20 yards. Like a hockey bag filled with old meat and vinegar.

I kinda feel bad for the people with more elaborate ones. I appreciate the effort, but they always smell terrible.

It would be much better without an audience. Letterman’s show stinks, there are no honest conversations. The guests and Letterman can’t help but play to the audience. Kanye on JRE will be better.