AARGH(onauts)!!!!!

This is exactly why I don’t play in the summer league.

*sad trombone music*

The Neverending Process.

This is fucking fantastic.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

I have around 1,5k hours played. About 20 of them are in the last 2 years.

I went and it was a long afternoon. The arena was operating about 30% of its food & drink stands and the games dragged when it was Kwame Brown’s post moves followed by a shockingly competent post showing by Mike Sweetney. The Labatt Blue I procured was essential.

“mental athletics” *commence eyeroll sequence*

HamNo, your prizefighting articles are by far the greatest thing Deadspin produces these days. Great article as always.

I don’t think you can argue that Ward didn’t have any low blows — that said, Tony Weeks certainly was of the opinion that Kovalev was milking every “borderline” shot he could, whether or not he truly…

You dare doubt The Freeze?

Pulisic is the first US soccer player that actually makes me think we might win a World Cup in my lifetime

It’s ok, I got free tickets in 2 weeks because my daughter’s choir is singing the anthem at SafeCo.

“Never heard of him.” - Self-proclaimed “12"

You know, just needed a casual hat trick to take the lead in the Golden Boot race. nbd. So he went on and overachieved. Awesome.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

On the other hand, it could be pointed out that JPP is ready for when inflation causes Subway to advertise the $7 footlong.

You would have thought this happening to his father, he would have learned. But, noooooooo:

Who’s down with JPP? Every last EMT!