It’s bad enough that our money is “fiat currency”—it’s only worth something because we believe it in it* since there’s no gold backing it.

The code that’s sent to the car from Tesla is infinitely reproducible, requires no physical materials, and all of the associated labor to create it was accomplished once, a while ago. No additional labor is required to specifically install it on a particular vehicle.’

Customer: “I butt-dailed an upgrade by accident. I’d like a refund because your software sucks.”

Seriously, right? Just last month I accidentally butt-dialed Boston Escorts and butt-specified them to send a “woman of color” to my New Hampshire address. Totally by accident! And mistakenly butt-paid them from my Bitcoin wallet. And did they give me a refund? Hell no! To be fair, I probably should have mentioned my…

How do people still butt dial? I don’t get it.