I renewed my passion for the 850i after watching the Nordic Noir series, Deadwind on Netflix. One of the main characters, a millennial detective, pilots his black beauty through all four seasons in Finland.

Sacrilege, that it might be, this honey is ripe for a LS swap. $3k is my final offer.

Good. Cancel, fire, fine, charge and prosecute. This part of"car culture" needs to die ASAP.

I thought that Sue, the upholsterer, should have been given more air time. She likely has an interesting backstory, and she certainly isn't afraid to speak her mind.

It's one thing to drive over a frozen lake and another over moving water.

Very few (happily) married men could pull this off.

However, given modern engine technology, they could have gotten nearly as much power from a crate engine and ended up with a much more driveable car.

A "base" model with$16k options?

For the true esca-nerds:

https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthiscar/comments/qvfezy/better_image_for_one_of_the_cars/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

This begs for a reality TV show following the (mis) adventures of a millennial car enthusiast who can't seem to reduce his car collection, to the chagrin of his neighbors. Hilarity ensues.

The big question is can it do all those things at once?

FWIW, I see lots of last generation Pontiac G6, Grand Am, and Grand Prixes still on the road.

BTW, I am not mentioning race to imply that a person of color is not capable of such a crime, but to highlight how justice will be carried out from this point forward. I'm thinking that several people of color were likely arrested for crimes of a similar nature on this day, and I'm thinking that their attorneys will…

In case anyone was wondering

Young inexperienced white teenager.

White boys, that is.

White folx in Texas driving 6000lb trucks modified to roll coal. Nuff said.

Hagerty's declared them potential collector's items

I hate to be that guy, but seatbelts. They weren't mentioned once in the excerpts in the article.