Fuck yo' Taser.

That'll buff right out.

A person who displays hostile intent while in control of a motor vehicle is good for a deadly force response.

If you have the cash, you can be a Kardashian insider. You don't have to be smart or likeable. Just wealthy and careless with your money.

There's gotta be some kind of cool word for the practice of planting straight rumors in the media (Cory Booker and that stripper chick—everyone knows that the best strippers don't even go to first base with their most passionate suitors).

OK so not every swing gets you a grand slam.

Remember when this WAS THE JOKE?

Did you see what that Japanese Navy dude did in "Battleship?" HE FIGURED IT OUT! HE HACKED THEIR GRID!

The prospect of drunken sailors from a foreign navy having their way with the women folk (and maybe a few of the men) too much to countenance?

A large part of the mythology around Kim Il Sung centered on inconsequential insurgent operations he led against Japanese units on the periphery of their formations. From this came stories of his liberation of the Korean peninsula from Japanese imperialism, which resonate because of centuries of ugly history between…

This type of information will have ZERO value on some sort of "black market" if you're not <<insert name of famewhore celebrity curiously fixated on personal privacy>>.

There's something to be said for concealing these things a little better.

Singer now makes totally crappy sewing supplies. Hollowed out husk of a brand.

Hummer H1s and H2s are for assholes, H3s are for imbeciles.

My web use is monitored so I choose not to click on an ammo link.

There are people building guns in their garage every day. It's perfectly legal until you attempt to SELL it to someone else. There was a guy building kits that you could screw together into a firearm and the BATFE came after him with a cocktail of civil and criminal proceedings that bankrupted him. That spurred the…

Dude's actually extraordinarily lucky that those are 2nd degree burns, which are no joke in and of themselves but a whole different deal compared to 3rd degree burns, which gasoline fires can inflict.

CONFESSION:

Imported, smuggled, same difference, amiright?

Classic urban/rural old construction/new construction divide here. On nights when a fire would be AWESOME, my region prohibits them; others beg you to consider the plight of the asthmatics). I gassed mine (went into debt, and paid it back with the savings) and never looked back. The only display device that comes…