An interesting metaphor for what that guy has been doing his entire life...

Alien was my introduction to a vast global cultural mellieu that ruined me for movies smaller than Ridley Scott's epic visions (though there are a million good reasons to embrace smaller movies, even though Blade Runner is also in my top 5) and skewed my taste in art to HR Giger and the surreal landscapes beyond.

Riverbank DOES actually have a strong Floridiot vibe to it.

I have a waay better Riverbank Corvette story: I was at a good friend's bachelor blowout in Riverbank. Host hires two strippers. This was the night I learned that "stripper" is a word for "prostitute who doesn't stand on street corner." OK so that was interesting.