He still goes home to Kate Upton.

Do you really think MJ, Kobe and Shaq would be remembered as great players if it weren’t for Phil Jackson?

I hate hate HATE Chip but I’m coming around about Joanna. And remember that rumor that Clint is in love with Jo? That’s my favorite thing to bring up when my mom watches this dumpster fire of a show.

I still cannot wrap my head around Waco being any sort of tourist destination. I was speaking to this Australian and after mentioning I went to college in Austin, she was like “oh! By Waco, I’ve been there.”

The Mountain had a 28-3 lead!

I mean, come on.

“The last hitter who hit .400 is dead and gone. There isn’t going to be another of those.”

If your only chance of scoring is hitting the catcher so hard he drops the ball it probably isn’t a clean baseball play

I always imagined Jared sounding like Gilbert Gottfried.

Paul George to team up with John Wall in search of a Ringo?

Another sucker parroting big high top’s propaganda. When will you wake up and realize high top sneakers are killing our children!

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

Not even Jim Varney’s “Ernest” could come up with an “ewwwww” that matched the level of disgusting this prick exhibited.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Look, if there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that regardless of whether or not the design was copied, the actual protective/tactical value of the camo is highly questionable, right? Right??

you are full of it. Players are not punching opponents’ heads into the ground repeatedly with a ref less than a foot away at every single down.

God I hope this is an actual screenshot

Not Cleveland.

I hope they caps lock this guy up

The score was 34-31 and the 49ers had four plays inside the 10 to end the game. What in God’s name are you talking about?