“The 2017 and 2018 seasons will be part of the Flames’ transition to FBS.”

DON’T EVER TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY HAVING TICKETS TO WATCH ME FIGHT!!!!

1. The coffin lid was open

Boris is the best guy in the NBA. Not the best at playing basketball, just all around best guy.

All the bottles are still white, tho.

Fun Fact

What is it about short chucker shooting guards that fools everyone into thinking they’re actually good for, like, 2 or 3 seasons? Bradley Beal, Eric Gordon, Ben Gordon...

Here’s Pitt on whether he’s going through a mid-life crisis:

I’m 39 years old. I tried marijuana for the first time two years ago when I was in Colorado. I’ve never been against it—but having long been a beer guy I just never figured it was my “thing.”

There is an official beer of the NFL and every NFL team. Fuck this guy.

I love how he goes from grandma to “get to the damn quarterback!”

Kim has a big bum. Kim has cellulite, no matter how tight her ass is. BIG NEWS! She needs to keep at the showing of her cellulite-y bum all over the place and not stuffing it into double spanx or airbrushing it. Not only for the fact that this is a perfectly normal thing to have, but because it makes her a more…

With any luck, he’ll soon forget which team he played for.

Next up was Jom Tomsula, who gave the Pope a used pool skimmer and a box of Hamburger Helper.

(Crosses Fingers) Please can Dickie V. Please can Dickie V. Please can Dickie V. And Coachman.

This is how Billy Eichner keeps getting work.

The worst P&R season (by FAR) was the first.