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+1 pound gained per day after being drafted

It sounded like he at least pronounced Merkel right but I think it was coincidentally just air escaping his body.

I love this kid!

Hmm... wonder if these are good for glasses?

Hmm... wonder if these are good for glasses?

Zayn actually pulls off the tough guy act?

No worries here guys! Trust us, withholding information is the best possible outcome!

how did he put the accent on sauteed but not pate?

Donnie Jr is way more of a republican than his poser dad!

Where’d he get the hunting bug? definitely not his daddy.

Pretty sure that cheetah pic is a leopard

Yeah I figured this out playing madden and thought ‘Belichick is definitely gonna take advantage of this’

Aiden is the biggest dork of the current video game generation

Also, he makes a point to be like ‘I’ve never really heard of (Corey Feldman)‘ before he shows up to their house. yeah right dude.

I watched this for the first time like a week ago with my wife and I just couldn’t get over how much he sweats... is that part of the job dude?

plus his name is ‘Druw’ so that’s about +10 in millennial points.

I’m TERRIFIED at the thought of having a teenage daughter.

Not that it really matters because someone died and that should never happen in this scenario, but was he armed or not? has the right to know.

Probably a different discussion for a different place, but I feel there has not been much uproar over Pitt never winning an oscar like there was for Dicaprio. going to have to give him one eventually right?

Seems like it’s about 5 years past due that Yaya leaves City.