Yes. You were so busy preemptively shitting on everybody, you forgot to say something funny or interesting.

Full credit to Just! Stamp! Ticket!

I skimmed the complaint. In it he alleges that per the terms of the Operative Agreement he is entitled to $32.5K for each “original episode” of GG that is aired.

Hes not wrong though, like Netflix is a television and movie production company just as much as it is a streaming service for existing media. I often wonder if the people at blockbuster who turned Netflix down when they originally wanted to sell it are kicking themselves now

The patented box-and-none zone.

I love thinking about this. Judea in 33 AD was fucking FULL of lunatic cult leaders. It’s ironic to me that Life of Brian turns out to be one of the most insightful movies on this topic.

“Hmmm, looks like Josh’s got a problem here. Maybe we should call timeout? ... Wait, I bet I can throw a bounce pass off his ass so that we can play this possession 4-on-5! Sure, let’s do that instead.”

“(It’s of course possible that Marshall truly believes he is innocent and wants to prove it.)“

It’s of course possible that Marshall truly believes he is innocent

Fuck Marshall. His victim blaming press conference a couple years ago where he handed out a pamphlet of dirt on his accuser was beyond despicable. I was happy to see this asshole leave Chicago.

Whatever you guys are paying Diana, it's not enough.

Way to go, Tyler. A white male in this country finally gets a break due to his family connections rather than talent or experience, and he goes out and fucks it up almost immediately. This is why we never get anywhere.

I expect better of Deadspin then to fall into the trap of create a story from ESPN.

Dude is certifiable.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that a technobabbling drone produced half a dozen pages of Gladwellian quotes of someone else’s bullshit without any real point or purpose before getting to something that vaguely resembles substance. But the kicker here is basically that there was never actually any plan besides…

BECAUSE THIS IS A THING MANY OF US DO AND HAVE BEEN DOING LONG BEFORE THE INTERNET TRIED TO MURDER ME WITH ITS SELF-IMPORTANCE.

One offseason and everyone forgets the rules. Wtf. Betances threw the ball 15 feet over Teixeira’s head. End of story. Bautista grabbed the second baseman’s ankle. End of story.

Did he just say that “boredom” is the reason they are collapsing under the pressure of trying to break the record? OKAY THEN.

“With the bases loaded and only one out, with at least 5* different ways to score the tying run, our batter failed to execute any of them, and we relied on a rule-breaking slide to take the lead. I don’t understand what is wrong with that.”

Second time the rule has been implemented. Cost the Braves yesterday with nick Markakis oversliding