12 and 34 seems about right for what the Ryan boys will accomplish in the next few seasons.

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS?

EATING AS MUCH AS A RYAN BOY EATS?

They combine at well over a metric ton.

I’m pretty sure Tripoli has never been a duchy.

I recently went back and listened to Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots and it’s nowhere near as good as I remember it being when I was eating shrooms every other week.

Bet it was the same person who thought they could get a franchise out of the Clash of the Titans remake.

The film’s potential fail supports new research out of UCLA, which found that moviegoers (gasp) want to see movies with a diverse cast. Via The Hollywood Reporter

Much like Kobe’s teammates, she never had a shot.

“Dad”, the child will then say, “Whatever happened to the “Tom Ley” person whose name is attached to this artifact of an article?”

That’s an incredibly inaccurate description of Yoenis Cespedes, and a particularly uninformed one. There’s no way that applies to Cespedes. Numbers in baseball, as we know, can be misleading, and I think you're selling him short here. He’s at least 32.

What depreciates more quickly, a car when you drive it off the lot or a 30-year-old slugger coming off a career year with a huge contract?

Yoenis Cespedes’ money starring in Gone in 60 Seconds

the fuck kind of coffee are you drinking

Dude, anybody who didn’t already own a copy of Up On the Sun like *years* before Nirvana broke was a goddamn poseur de majeur who probably copped his flannel shirts at Chess King.

Yes, the Millennial and GenX scoffs are real things, but you are the first person I have heard articulate it so accurately. As far as I am concerned, that is just pure genius. You are the Douglas Coupland of Kinja.

Officer Barbrady

I think it works like this:

Dusty’s only just met the guy, but already he’s prepared to defend himself.

that’s not a good meme

Dumb meme. Bad song.