I’m so bummed that there’s no story on Jez yet about the Dem caucus in Iowa. Instead it’s celebrity gossip headlines.

On Nov. 3, a combination of issues led the Cowboys to release Randle. In addition to showing signs of mental instability, he had been involved in placing wagers on sporting events during the 2015 season, sources said.

Make him play minor-league baseball for a year.

I don’t know what “sensitivity” has to do with anything. It’s like someone being mad about Independence Day because they have a divorce being finalized.

Reader Mike sent along this story, which has Hank Stram genuinely hurt by Lombardi’s comments.

To give you a small idea of how things were, the general consensus was that there was no way the Jets would have won the third Super Bowl if Unitas had started. Unitas was on the bench with a sore arm almst the entire season. Lombardi was not alone in his belief, except it wasn’t really belief, it was just how things w…

Frank Gifford described interviewing Lombardi on the field before the game. He put his hand on Vince’s shoulder and was shocked to find he was trembling. The NFL put a ton of pressure on Lombardi to win the game and uphold the shield. He didn’t act as though he thought Kansas City was a cupcake.

Was it because he didn’t know what order the Packers’ offensive line had been introduced in?

Hi there Noble Renard! Guess what. I was greyed again for this. Amazing. Bye, Jezebel, you are a thin-skinned place.

I expect we’ll hear an apology from him tomorrow. It’ll be Tuesdays with sorry.

I think I have a handle on the sociopathy in the base. I am from the south east, so I have friends and family from Alabama to Tennessee, to Georgia, to North Central Florida.

I see EXACTLY who supports Trump. And it is, 100%, down to a tee, EXACTLY who you would think it would be. On the plus side, I bet at least half…

“my people tell me she did a terrible job.”

This will absolutely, 100% be enough for the bro-publicans who support trump.

Not one single one of them will give a shit.

These things are everywhere you look. Everywhere.

I hope they hold off until next year and hire Kobe; headline “Suns Collapse, turn to Black Hole”

Gawker clickbait reads as :

Kristaps Porzingis: ppg: 14.0 rpg: 7.8: apg: 1.2 fg%: 42.6

To be fair, even if Hinkie got the meeting, he was just going to trade it for a couple of meetings in 2019.

My parents are public school teachers in Ohio, every time someone says “Kasich’s the reasonable one” they start doing the cartoon steam out of the ears thing. He’s not reasonable, he just looks sane next to others, which is scary in and of itself.

So Pearl Jam was right! I knew it!