I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

Hands up that you trust Burt's opinion that we'll sob like hungry, angry babies and just skipped right to the comments without reading any of the links.

Fan Mail more like Man Fail!

Is it just me or does that look a lot like Ronald Reagen?

This story is the archetypal self-licking ice cream cone. Absolutely everyone who hears about it gets to revel in a drug-like high of pure self-righteous outrage, uncut with any unnecessary fillers like nuance, context or history. It's the kind of story that every media outlet loves, because the vast majority of their…

This must be why I still get carded at the age of 32.

Now, I think, is the time to share my story about when I Slightly Freaked Out Simon Pegg This One Time;

This is a perfect memory on so many, many levels.

Subscriptions were the way to go! 12 months for $12! Almost all my old issues still have address labels on them, and it's funny to see my address change from Iowa to California to South Dakota as I moved. :)

Awwwww, I left my animated gifs back at the house.