I bet you are still married and I bet that salesperson is not.

Congratulations!

Man that is just like my engagement story. I was putting away some groceries while my husband was doing the dishes and he said “Let’s get married” and I said “Sure”.

They sold out to Conde Nast in 2006 before they made it big. Should have waited for a bigger payout, but...

I’m more worried about J-Lo than Puffy 2.0.

She does have an awesome name. He should definitely take her surname.

Sold Reddit to Conde Nast before it blew up. Oops!

Someone explain “Kn0thing.”

Why are we taking a crap on them?

It’s like I’ve lost a family member. I went through some real tough times as a kid and I went to bed every night listening to the Faith album. In no small part, he kept me intact and allowed me to access joy and desire and heartbreak. I feel your hurt. I indeestand it in my bones. Hugs, all of them.

This is the most heartbreaking of all. I saw George in concert twice, the first time in 1987 in Honolulu when I was ten years old. The Faith album still stands as one of the greatest pop albums ever made. I know every song, every word. I saw him again in 2008, just about twenty years later, in DC. I cannot express how…

2016 has no chill.

What if 2016 is just bracing us for 2017? :(

If 2016 could just stop, that would be great.

It’s funny how this kind of news (especially on Christmas) would usually get a universal outpouring of sympathetic, concerned messages and good will.

Why am I not concerned about a hostile nation that has a history of shooting down civilian airliners, fomenting chaos in foreign lands, and invading neighboring states?

Or they are going to say this was Obama’s retaliation for their hacking.

I know I might as well just admit that I’m as bad as all the right-wing conspiracy theorists who ran wild during the Obama administration (although lol cuz they dumb), but I’m already thinking things like, “And now here is Putin and Brannon’s next step in their nefarious plan to lead us to war.” God help my brain and…

I’m betting the Russian conclusion will be “The Ukranians did it.” Even if they sort through the wreckage and find a note reading, “Remember, Dmitri, replace the turboencabulator like I told you or else it’s going to crack in half over the Black Sea” next to two half turboencabulators.

It’s as if this year can’t help itself.