Fucking moron.

(when you’re out on the town and the edibles hit)

You forgot the best one!

New options on 2018 Porsches:

Domestic. Not domesticated.

Why does everyone think the original NSX was some analog hero?

That’s really weird. The only thing in my car that comes on at 64-mph is Super Eurobeat.

And the crowd goes mild.

This took too long to make for such a silly joke

And here’s the wrong way...

“Check out the all new M5.”

Art is something you feel in your mind, not necessarily in your hands. Like the steering feedback in modern BMW’s.

You had TWO of them? Gonna pray for you this evening.

Acura RL (KB1, 2005-2008)...

Boooooooooooooo... it has B-Pillars

says the guy who drives a juke

Stevie Wonder, is that you?