If you can't Dodge it, Ram it.

I like how they integrated that pelican meme into the headlight assembly.

You were put on this earth for this reason. Now is your time.

As someone who logged countless hours on the 360 version I say... YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Hat tip to offroadkarter

send that web address to this young man's parents cause Johnny Law is gon' squeeze them dry.

We have to blame Grand Theft Auto 5 because blaming the parents is un-American.

Dude, are you a race engineer?

Chevy Sonic owners. Or at least one in particular that hangs around here.

Panther owners. They drive some of the slowest, ugliest, heaviest, most outdated vehicles on the road but constantly feel the need to let everyone know how "great" they are.

Old friend of mine had a '91 626. Thing was a pothole away from getting a 50% weight reduction. The undercarriage was so rusty I'm not even sure how the seats carried any weight.

My brother has an Xbox one.

On the topic of Pagani...

Yeah, but the best mismatch is Volvo and Ferrari. They (unknowingly?) shared the same bolt pattern and offsets for decades (60s through early 90s)...

Top Gear Ethiopia - unwatchable. A solid hour of driving around looking for food. No substantive car reviews at all.

Must maintain eye contact...