Bingo.

This virus, like many others, makes the elderly very susceptible to serious and sometimes-fatal reactions.

If you didn’t hate Bloomberg enough, keep this in mind: Bloomberg is currently fucking up Democratic down-ballot races by hiring campaign managers to work for him at $6,000/month through the rest of this year.

I don’t like Bernie. I’m really kind of fucking tired of Old Ass White Guys running everything. And compared to Warren, he’s been sketchy with details and numbers on his plans for a lot of stuff. And besides that, his constant blindness to the very important racial issues we’re facing, added to his scummy-chumminess…

Dear DNC,

I fucking hate Biden and Booty Jeb for being so middle ground, but MIKE BLOOMBERG IS A GODDAMN REPUBLICAN AND I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR HIM. He’s as racist and fascist as Trump, but with the purposefulness to get that shit entrenched for the rest of our lives.

According to a survey by Brides magazine, the average American wedding in 2018 cost $44,000, up from $27,000 just the year before.

This is by no means a comprehensive list.

Great! Now, how about we add it to EVERY other school's curriculum? 

Rosario was 38 when she said “I mean, it’s not inaccurate, but I never did come out-come out. I mean, I guess I am now...I’ve never had a relationship in that space, so it’s never felt like an authentic calling to me.”. If she’s 39 and never kissed a girl and saying that stating she’s bi feels inauthentic then I’m…

There is no telling how many girls this monster got away with molesting. Everyone on his team should be indicted because they all knew what was happening. 

I like the new graphic.  Or more accurately, I like that Yang, Patrick, and Gabbard are no longer in it. 

I still think Elizabeth Warren is the best out there and it’s not even close. Obviously the spat between herself & Sanders over a woman becoming president hurt her more than it did Bernie. But I am keeping hope alive.

Are we going to pretend that the power of money to buy a shit-ton of ads has nothing to do with fucking Bloomberg’s rise? Because let’s be real, that’s what this motherfucker is doing, buying the election.

Lol.  What you did there?  I see it.  Have a star.

Is Wendy Williams OK?

I get your what you’re saying, I really do. And you may take some heat for it, but not from me.

Ah yes, the ‘We have to make things worse before they can get better, never mind the collateral damage and the fact that revolutions rarely turn out the way you want them to’ plan.

Bitch, I’ve been here longer than your ass but I actually have to do my goddamn job during the day so I can’t spend uninterrupted hours commenting on every goddamn story that’s fucking posted not that I owe you a goddamn thing about what I do and don’t do over here.

Whelp. The Bernie bros are gonna swarm The Root again. Frankly, any septagenarian white politician is going to have racially problematic statements in his past. But since Saint Bernie is running a campaign of extreme purity tests that only he can pass..... even small shit in his past is going to smell real bad.