Are you really complaining that there’s a lack of decorum when discussing Donald Trump?

Just imagine if the following events happened during Obama and/or a hypothetical Clinton administration:

Well I’ve got good news and bad news, idiot. The bad news is you ain’t seen nothing yet. You think it’s hard right now? A month from now, when the leaks are constant, when the hacks have begun in earnest, when the public is literally camped in your lawn baying for your blood, you’re going to look back on this time as…

if he thinks being president is hard on him, he should see what its doing to us.

While I don’t want president Candy Corn fucking things up with our closest allies because he cannot open up his giant orange yap without being offensive, I kind of love the idea of him settling in for an evening of seeing himself ripped limb from limb on British Telly. Also I’d like to see his reaction when insulted…

British person here. We are pretty much rubbing our hands together with glee at the prospect of a Trump visit. Every comedy show is endlessly mocking him and even the newscasters are saying things like”we tried to find someone who supports Trump but we couldn’t find anyone” (this happened twice just in a week). He is…

My mother and sister know about the abortion I had ten years ago. My father does not. I’m actually glad I didn’t tell him because even though he has expressed pro-choice beliefs and voted for and liked Obama, he was all for the orange menace that now rules our country. So much so that he bought a cardboard figure of…

He really IS going to make Black History Month all about himself, isn’t he?

Fuck I hate that man. I’m by no means a political genius and I’m more uninformed about the political process than I’d like to be, but the amount of times I’ve thought “holy shit I could have done a better job than that” during this WEEKLONG presidency astounds me.

Okay, there’s obviously a lot going on here and it will all be discussed, but this really stuck out to me: “And Mark will never bet against Trump again.”

That God didn’t smite him with a righteous lightening bolt, right there on that stage, is proof enough that he doesn’t exist. Well, that, and Evangelicals supporting him after he’s made a mockery of literally everything they claim to hold dear.

Does anyone else take a periodic break from the news? I don’t want to bury my head in the sand, but each one of these stories (ranging from him being an insensitive moron to committing absolute atrocities) makes my brain hurt more and more. How did this ever happen? How did 63 million people vote for this 70 year old…

Dear Rest of the Planet and It’s Leaders,

We can something.

Allred basically just said that her endgame is to get Trump to lie under oath so that he can be impeached.

I hope it kills him. With pain.

They should do a skit on SNL about his reaction to a skit. Go full meta.

Jeez. Can someone wake me up from the Matrix now? Just unplug me. I would rather deal with no sun and killer agents than this asshole. I can only hope that the stress of the job and the negative press reports give him a heart attack.

You’re like the patron saint of not making a scene.