“Wow. I never realized that. Chevy is hitting it out of the park!” -Real Person

Husband makes decent money.

I missed the part where it said it was a new Silverado?  Could have been a 20 year old hand-me-down for all we know.

Can’t finance tires over 96 months.

I haven’t had enough vitamin B today, please keep your wicked agenda pouring right down my open gullet! I love it I need it I want it.

Yeah, I’ve noticed that weird open mouth that he is pretending this is something he’s hearing for the first time.

I would add “and not comprehending what is happening” to that scenario but it fits. 

It would have been a fine comment too and then ...”Bernie Sanders is so effing rad!". Always steering that agenda.

Tucker Carlson’s thoughtful expression always looks like he’s watching two dogs 69ing off in the distance

He seems like he knows what he's talking about and is confident. You think being smart is arrogant?

I’ve been reading about the Dutch. Culturally they just don’t put up with much bullshit. They can be considered “abrupt" by people not used to their ways. 

Eh, I’ll give Bregman a pass for the sheer joy of seeing Tucker Carlson losing his shit.

Well, Donald is president but after looking at his daily schedule I wouldn’t exactly call it work.

I think there is some link between the leagues though. The games air on NFL network and i read that the Birmingham Iron are an affiliate of the Steelers whatever that means. 

There is no link between the AAF and NFL.

Apparently his investment makes him the de-facto owner of the whole league, now. So he probably was waiting for that sale price to come up before buying. 

Wilbur Ross was kind to chime in that, in the event of a shutdown, players could just get payday loans.  And maybe get a paper route and mow lawns.

It’s the weaker—perhaps softer is a more generous term—move from a writing perspective even without the contemporary tie-ins (I can’t tell whether Emily was considering them as separate issues). Not only is the “we had no choice” setup of the villain dying as a result of their own betrayal played out and a cliche of…

The best part with the cake abomination was lifted from The Simpsons.

Pete Davidson’s five second long contribution to Update is the only thing that made me laugh.

If you interpret a negative AV Club review as someone telling you that you’re not allowed to like the show, you’re doing this wrong.