You are putting your entire community at risk so that you can keep a silly tradition.  Thank you so much.  So American.

Every time a piece of shit republican tells me America is the greatest country on earth, I’m going to pull out the printed copy of this photo that I keep laminated and printed in my wallet, and explain what it is.  It won’t do anything but I’ll do it anyways.

If your economy shifts the burden of paying employees to customers, you are a jerk.

The summer wind.

Aw I loved Dave.  But people wouldn't totally see through it. It would be too much a personality change. 

Is it too much to hope for a “Dave” situation, where he falls into a coma, gets replaced with a much better body double, actually solves problems, and then promptly dies?

VR only?
If so, they can shove it up their asses.

Of course, because much like piss in a swimming pool, it’s easier to introduce than to remove, this won’t stop the state of Washington from keeping that hysterical flavored-vape ban on the books.

My decryption took FOREVER on a wired connection, good lord...

I pre-loaded the entire whopping ~112 gig download, then hit the decrypt button this morning, and it started redownloading the whole thing. Apparently (possibly - according to some random reddit comment I found) you were supposed to restart the launcher, not hit the button, which is... fun.

“In the future, Kojima Productions will also start making films,” Kojima said. “If a person can do one thing well, then they should be able to do anything well.”

I don’t despise orange soda, but for whatever reason I can never get it to actually taste cold. I’ve gotten some 12-packs on occasion when Walmart was out of Barq’s or Sprite, but even if I leave it in the fridge for a week, it barely tastes chilled. It annoys me way too much. 

So they wiped all comments from Deadspin this afternoon.

There is nothing Christian about the fire and brimstone of the American evangelical death cult. They need to terrify and indoctrinate children in order to keep their power and cash.

So waste a dozen eggs and some frosting? 

In response to a Jez article a while back, somebody referred to Jezebel as “a supposedly feminist website”, which tickled certain people who decided to make it the subhed.

I honestly feel like something like this will be what brings him down. Not legal issues, or ethical violations....it will be something like a crowd booing and wounding his fragile little ego that will cause him to quit and let the world know, arms crossed and lip sticking out, that he didn’t want to be president…

All I want to know is why the hell would anyone be excited to move back to New York.

“Overqualified” is a euphemism for “too old.”