BY JAMES WRIGHT

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

Thanks for the article. I just donated $100 to the NRA. :)

You’re a loser.

Do you actually suggest that he deliberately portrays women in her games to be frequent victims of abuse simply because he has a deep desire or unconsummated need to abuse women in real life?

So, being a veteran and a conservative - but also being the kind of guy who hates being labeled simply because of those things - I attempted to read this as objectively as possible. I got about halfway before I had so many thoughts and comments.

1. Wife and I have been married 16 years, and yeah, we have no intention…

When Gawker Media starts giving investment tips it’s time to dump.

There are over 80,000 federal and state gun laws now. What more, exactly, do these people want that we don’t already have. They never answer that question. Every single issue they complain about is already a felony.

People should have children, then separate and then date other people?

Why is that ball behind headgear woman’s hand?

I don’t get the tranny bitch insult. Is she trans?

*PEDANT ALERT* A Mushroom Bolognese is not a person *PEDANT ALERT OVER*

*PEDANT ALERT* The Fortune 500 only lists companies by size. A better analogy would be the Forbes Billionaires list *PEDANT ALERT OVER*

Also, I’m fucking amazed that these people let cops into their house without a warrant, dug through their own trash to give them evidence, AND provided them with identification so they could check for warrants. The proper response would have been to tell Officer Drug Dog to fuck right off and to then call your lawyer.

Those fingers in the header image o_o

Yes. The entire premise is laughable and sexist. I honestly think the entire Lifehacker staff should be ashamed of themselves.

Quick, someone find the Gizmodo-hosted video of some guy (who identifies as a guy) talking about what femininity means in 2018 (or any other time in human history).

please take your common sense,rational opinions elsewhere. that kind of well reasoned logical take is not welcome at the gizmodo media group.

Does anyone see the irony and hypocrisy in this besides me?

Amazon should stop bundling free shit that I don’t want and lower the price of Prime. I’m not resubscribing this year after the outrageous jump in price.