I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not. 

I hate to say it but, that not actually true, since the 1970s. You just copyright it as choreography.

That’s like saying you can’t own a song, cause we all have voices. Can’t own a book, cause we all have fingers to write. Can’t own a game, cause can all type code. Absurd argument.

It’s the Hall of Fame not the Hall of Just Plain Good.

They had to attempt the headbutt again after the first one was called back for offsides.

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

Know what I find offensive? Your functional illiteracy.

Negligently causing someone to have legitimate terror of extreme injury or death should be at least considered as a factor in a settlement.

Fuck your insurance company. I hope they have to pay him a million bucks. 

I thought he was so cute! He’s certainly not unattractive now, but … he was really cute.

There’s no way Trump has ever played Super Mario Brothers.

It was an homage to Joe Frazier when he fought at MSG, he’s done this a few times.

I think I may have seen the story of your wife’s friend on the news (unless the exact same thing happened twice last week - hope not).

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

I’m more than fine with pelting Nazis/White SUpremacists with water bottles and telling them to fuck off. That’s getting off very lightly.

Is there an IQ test that ranges from 1 to 1000?

I’m aware

And your dad is an asshole for doing that

*shouldn’t*

Please don’t insult Dusty Rhodes this way.