They could have just given him the picnic basket.

I hope everyone who was in the restaurant complains about how Saavedra ruined their family outing until Denny’s relents and gives them all free meals. And then I hope they give those free meals to trans people.

I’m 3,000 miles away and also rooting for the car.

I bet this motherfucker has been stealing his coworker’s lunches for years.

This is either high quality satire or a goddamn shame.

That’s ok, there wasn’t anyone.

Why should the consequences of missing a class for this protest be any harsher than missing a class to vape behind the 7-11?

Our school district sent out a message that reads, in part:

“A student who wishes to leave school to participate in a protest must have a note from a parent or guardian allowing the student to do so. Students who participate in protests without written parent permission will be marked with an unexcused absence.

“I call BS.”

Fuck the NRA.

Coug’d it.

former CEO for both the Eagles and Browns

Killer Mike is an opportunistic fuck who used the Bernie campaign to sell albums.

Fuck your son and fuck you too.