a used, early Rolls Phantom is one of the great secrets of luxury car buying. You can pick these things up for $140k all day long with low miles and they are magnificent to drive, while simultaneously shitting on your neighbor who just dropped $270k on a new Bentley GT. At Gotham Dream Cara they were the most…

I know righ!? With my brood of urchins I've found that presentation really helps. I've had success with:

Another fool-proof method (from America's Test Kitchen):

I take it that this is a prelude to the Foodspin piece, "How to make a Scotch Egg, Because eating straight bacon grease doesn't get you fat fast enough."

It doesn't take 45 minutes in a sous vide. It takes 13 minutes at 75°. But yes, traditional cooked-in-a-pan soft boiled eggs do have a better texture.

Serve your soft boiled egg in your ramen and turn your bowl of zero into a bowl of hero.

pretty obvious you don't own a firearm for home protection. It doesn't work like that.

"Congratulations for further fetishising the weapons with which American people are slaughtering one another daily. Shows like this are an obscenity. "

"I don't know who the Titan is for. Whoever they are, they're going to enjoy the hell out of it."

We already do. It's called USB-C, a tiny reversible connector that can concurrently carry 100 watts of power, HDMI 1.4, gigabit Ethernet, and USB 3.0.

Is getting out of a lease after a year really that different than getting out of a 5yr loan? You're still going to get hosed on depreciation.

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Track down the 1998 HBO movie "The Pentagon Wars" with Kelsey Grammer which tells the true story of the development of the M2 Bradley fighting vehicle. We see the bureaucracy, red tape, corruption and need to give contractors the right money all culminating in ""a troop transport that can't carry troops, a…

Hi! I'm actually the server who submitted this story, the one you called a "fucking idiot" (thanks for that). Here's the thing - I described the dish to these women explicitly and they were nodding along and seemed to know what I was talking about. I'm not going to insult my customers intelligence by making sure they…

I make this appetizer that is bacon-wrapped onion rings. You take an onion, slice it into rings and tightly wrap bacon strips around the ring. Then you bake them slow, on a low heat. Here's a picture:

I don't see what's dumb about customer No. 3. If you're watching your gluten, surely the safest thing is to store it in your stomach so it doesn't get lost?

Most of these stories eventually explain what the stupid person actually thought...the root of their stupidity...like not knowing what a scallop is or wanting your toast uncut. And really, just use your words. Please don't cut my toast. What is a scallop? Chocolate cake lady at least *asked* and learned something.

I am a working cook, as well as an instructor at a culinary school in Canada. I regularly reference BCO in class, trying to prepare my students for the unbelievable fuck-wittery waiting for them out in the 'real' world. These poor kids have no idea what awaits them...

Here's a kid who looks like a total hippie, who has never had a drop of alcohol nor a puff of weed. He makes a shitty living and lives in his parents house while he goes to enginering school. And yet he was able to save up $13,000 to put into go-fast shit for his car. All the mechanical bits on the car are totally…