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Liar. As someone who does tech support for both Windows and Mac units, literally all of the things you claim are completely false.

Liar. As someone who does tech support for both Windows and Mac units, literally all of the things you claim are completely false.

This is your cue to destroy their entire livelihoods, using frozen orange juice futures.

Preciousness?

I would highly suggest reading the first chapter of Neil Stephenson’s “Snow Crash”.

No, he isn’t horribly dressed.

I’d rather be drunk hangry than eat Jumbo Slice.

Please come to D.C.?

Oh, no argument, here. I love the 4.slow, but I’d sell it on literally anything else before economy.

That very much depends on your definition of “respectable”and “acceptable".

I wish that was how home purchasing worked!

I miss Das Racist.

Correct answer:

As unpleasant as the idea of Kevin smith having sex is;

That’s the second time that joke has been relevant for me, today. That’s a line that just never, ever gets old.

Unfortunately, the reasons WE want this, are exactly why BMW would be stupid to actually do it.

So, it’s basically a $630 convertible Chromebook?

So where was the deliberate part, or the gaining or the maintaining of height?

I've got two bucks on it being the Big M, as well. The ownership story fits, and that sounds about right in terms of stuff that used to go on there.