As unpleasant as the idea of Kevin smith having sex is;

That’s the second time that joke has been relevant for me, today. That’s a line that just never, ever gets old.

Unfortunately, the reasons WE want this, are exactly why BMW would be stupid to actually do it.

So where was the deliberate part, or the gaining or the maintaining of height?

I've got two bucks on it being the Big M, as well. The ownership story fits, and that sounds about right in terms of stuff that used to go on there.

I've got two bucks on it being the Big M, as well. The ownership story fits, and that sounds about right in terms of stuff that used to go on there.

You, Sir, are a fucking genius.

I'm no Porsche fan, but how is a car that's twice the price still a 911-fighter?

I think that's exactly it. We only get mid-range engines, and higher, with the associated equipment levels.

Got it. Yeah, we only get much higher equipment levels, and they don't depreciate as quickly, particularly the wagons.

Not for ten grand, sorry.

My issues with him aren't really about his cooking, directly. His restaurants can provide a hell of a meal, if you manage to order well, but too much of the menu at Zaytinya and Jaleo is just filler crap that's hugely overpriced, even for DC.

Nicely written, Shitehawk!

My girlfriend is Greek-orthodox. She fucking loves matzo. She will literally stock up on the post-Passover bulk box sale every year. Ten years in, and she still acts surprised when I pass on seasonally inappropriate cardboard snacks.

That's not why they called her that, my friend.

As a Jewish-looking, extremely reform Jew, it's amazing to see the reaction when people catch me eating a matzo BLT.

It's just ketchup mixed with mayonnaise.

I would like to give you infinity stars for this.

Right, but a sous-vide egg isn't a soft-boiled egg, any more than a hard-boiled egg, a scrambled egg, or a poached egg isn't a soft-boiled egg.

Just like someone who knows what sous-vide means can probably properly cook a steak, that doesn't mean that's always what you want.