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He was too busy concentrating on rolling boogers.

Fuck this fucking idiot. What did he think this was? A Twitter poll?

It reminds me of Mitt Romney in the 2012 election who took a long time to give his concession speech because he just couldn’t believe it, he had been told repeatedly by his sycophants that he would win and that he was so much better than that black guy.

Arthur Miller was brilliant in capturing the American psyche on so many levels.

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Am I the only one that thinks CROM! when I see cromulent?

Definitely. But I don’t want to give the impression that she doesn’t bear some culpability as well: she’s an adult. I’ve known people born and raised in immense privilege that nonetheless overcame this kind of thinking. These were intelligent and empathetic people, though. That’s certainly not the impression I get

Exactly! I also like to say that goes across the board with other races as well.

I’m not saying you’re wrong, but I put 95% of the blame for this on the parents. They willingly contacted the fucking sleezeball who was searching for a case to bring against UT and essentially offered their daughter up to the wolves.

I mean she went to another school and has graduated. But still. She's a fucking moron.

And that’s one of many good reasons you need affirmative action—to counterbalance the enormous advantage that legacy candidates have.

you know, it really isn’t nice to speak ill of the dead...

When will entitled lady babies like Abby Fisher get justice????? ... But for real, I got into a state school (ski-u-mah 4 ever) just two years before her and I’ve been following this case ever since. I’ll never understand why she couldn’t just take the rejection and move on with her life, like everyone has to.

Dear Antonin Scalia,

Are you a poor? Your staff has to sit somewhere and wing seats are still illegal.

All their asses combined can't write that check.

Hmmm, here’s my take:

I seem to recall Trump being the one who said that he's willing to use nuclear weapons against our NATO allies.

Even Homer Simpson would make it to day 30.

Day 17. Putin has been talking smack about me. A couple of nukes will let him know who’s boss.

No, because the cyclist was very, very unwilling to talk to me. So I was unable to confirm this.