@Psychonaut: And it comes with a glass of Pepsi with a dead bird in it!

@shilo101: 'tis true. The only thing that really annoys me regarding giz comments is brand loyalty.

@teh1andonlym0: Ooh a vista dig! What's next, a Bob Dole joke? :P

@Quasigizmodo: Not that im aware of.

@elephantattack:

Lossless compression for purchased music!

@smartboydan is banned from Deadspin :(: The one everyone remembers is the police car. I believe that was the first prank to involve that building, but I could be wrong.

1990:

Its like an HDTV for my man dolls! Boy oh boy will they be excited. GI Joe and Bender just got engaged too, this will make one hell of an engagement gift.

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Hey, he's gotta make payments on that $158,000,000 yacht of his.

@KingKirby: From the review and trailer. Agreed, I haven't played it or seen enough gameplay footage to be certain of course.

@The Forgetful Brain: Well im the last person to ask about healthy hobbies. I was just talking about making free software truly free, without having to sell off the only true equity that internetizens really have: their privacy.

@The Forgetful Brain: Unplug bro.

@HotChops: Graphics whore!

Metroid was, for me, about exploration. It was a vast subterranean world I could explore and re-explore.

I dont care. I want an iPhone4. It has more GBs

@norway32: Good thoughts.

@Lizard_King: Right, take my comment and interpret it in the most literal way possible. Surely I meant people shouldn't breathe or swallow or blink too, right?

"So make sure you play with someone whose language you share."