I mean, and everywhere. Asking your bartender if they have Tito’s, probably the most popular call liquor in America right now, is kinda lame. Just order it. It’s more likely they have Tito’s than Absolut at this point. Which says nothing about quality, because vodka is a scam, just an indicator of how ubiquitous it…

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but if you join in on the amplifying a mob mentality outrage discussion around video games, this is what happens.  You take an entitled group of people used to getting their way and turn them into a mob and this is one of the outcomes, personal attacks and harrassment. It's why this…

He talks about this a lot. A lot of his charm is the fact that he’s an old man comic in a young man’s life. He knows he shit at sketches. He’s hilarious about that fact in both interviews and his own work. He is surprisingly aware of the ridiculous nature of his life, and is really pretty talented at seeing his life…

Its a senior thesis, like as in undergrad, right?  And it turns out that at universities there are all kinds of funding options for projects from engineering to art installations. Grants, alumni contributions, industry prizes, all sorts of ways to get money. 

Your comment is crazy. 

I bought pixel from then and getting a Sim card was a fucking nightmare

Dating a comedian is hard for lots of reasons. Thinking that you are watching real relationship talk when you hear a Pete Davidson segment on weekend update is pretty dumb though. Its not the same as hearing a co-worker overshare in the break room. The Persona is not the personality. In all the obsession about this…

Fuck! Stardog champion is such a great song too, but those two are the only strong offerings on Apple IMO. Dude was extremely charismatic though, and they were gonna be huge. And a great show to see for sure. Vedder would have never popped I think. It takes so much luck to make it and be heard.

Dude, I’ve seen Japanese locals on Hawaii tattooed in the rising sun overlaid on the Hawaiian islands, without any self awareness of what that means.

Its not that so.much as it’s a weird pop cultural thing. I’ve seen Osama t shirts, Hitler t shirts, and Stalin shirts. The reality doesn’t land there, it’s just a meme type thing.  

The fact that you haven’t heard of John Mulaney frankly indicates to most of us that your opinions on comedy as it currently stands are not to be taken seriously. Surely you see how your opening sentence invalidates your ensuing content.

In another few years Jerry will be dating her friends, so that probably stung a little.

Id say that the University of California at Santa Cruz has a very interesting development program. I knew someone who taught there. Not a waste of money and the location and proximity to silicon valley is helpful, especially with internships, and they have interesting indie cred. And the price to value ratio is pretty…

A man his age getting that buff that fast is using testosterone or another steroid program, in all likelihood illegal. I say, go to town.

Quarterback play this year is amazing. The Goff Cousins battle earlier featured some incredible throws, some of the most beautiful passing I’ve seen in a long time.  Those guys were dropping dimes, and in general, a great year for quarterbacks so far.

I have to say that the difference in ginger beer can come down to.preference in sweetness and acidity. Fever Tree makes the driest, sharpest, crispest ginger beer and Bundaberg is slightly more acidic with lemon being noticeable along with a bit more sweetness. I prefer the Fever Tree, mixed with Mount Gay Black…

They are not athletes. Neither are pro poker players. They are pro gamers. But come on with this athlete nonsense. 

Here's to a mote in your eye buddy. 

Hi, I am apparently the only human on Earth for whom Leto’s Joker is my favorite. Loved him in it, thought he was awesome and charismatic, thought the chemistry with Robbie was the only redeeming feature of suicide squad, and am bummed he won’t be developing the character any more. Come at me Bros.  

Gotta be everyone's first thought... They slapped gull wings on an element.