They should give the all electric 911 hydraulic steering. Just to piss off the purists.

If you give me 10 minutes, I’ll go sit in the thing personally and give a true Jalop opinion of the vehicle in-person.

That screenshot made me think: I know what his plan is for avoiding unwanted pregnancy.

In simple terms, perhaps overly simple:

you still going into nowhere

One may ask “Why no Stratos?” Because the Stratos doesn’t need an “update”, and is already perfect, now and forever, Amen.

So many people are finding things to nitpick about this truck. The only reasonable things that anyone can POSSIBLY say about these vehicles are:

1. HOLY SHIT. FORD ACTUALLY MAKES AND SELLS THESE THINGS?!? AWESOME!
and
2. HOLY SHIT. THESE TRUCKS LOOK BAD-ASS!

Anything else is just nitpicking for the sake of being…

and for shits and giggles

The resemblance is uncanny.

But can it carry a bale of horses?

Congratulations - no one cares, you pretentious turd.

Get a load of these jamokes. No bluetooth port? Idiots!

sorry, USB port.

I know right? I can’t believe people still eat these

what are you talking about, your hair is beautiful.

You are confusing income with wealth.

Phantom, Bentley, Maserati, Phantom ... 07 Impala.

The warranty covers “unexpected repair costs.”