The resemblance is uncanny.

But can it carry a bale of horses?

Congratulations - no one cares, you pretentious turd.

Get a load of these jamokes. No bluetooth port? Idiots!

sorry, USB port.

I know right? I can’t believe people still eat these

what are you talking about, your hair is beautiful.

You are confusing income with wealth.

Phantom, Bentley, Maserati, Phantom ... 07 Impala.

The warranty covers “unexpected repair costs.”

Nice job Doug - truly enjoying my Prius for what it is - point A to point B cheaply.

Maybe I’m misinformed, but I thought that the federal government *purchased* the land that these asshats are currently “occupying.” That sort of puts a fat hole in your argument. Never mind the fact that Western ranchers have apparently been fine with the government ownership of millions of acres of land for decades,…

Sure, Bobroczkyi looks stiff out there. But you should see how ten minutes in bubbling hot water relaxes him.

Could there be a chance that some of these people leave the foreign plates on because they are unable to figure out how to secure their US plates with anything other than zip ties?

To any Jezzies who are interested in learning more about the dark side of the “fast fashion” industry and the garment industry in general, I HIGHLY recommend Overdressed: The Shockingly High Cost of Cheap Fashion by Elizabeth Cline. I learned a lot about labor infractions by clothing companies and have tried to change…

Trust me. If this were “best ideas win,” I never would’ve bought that f***in Hummer.

Can I? Well of course.

Or hate prison.

Please tell me that’s a real shirt. I would buy that so hard.

So the UFC’s future WAS a sweaty penis!