... is it insensitive to go as a dead lion? Like. I’m genuinely asking this because I really don’t know where the line is anymore.

WebEx is the bane of my existence. Imagine your mother calling you with a problem with her computer, and she’s so bad at all things computer that trying to talk her through it is pointless and you instead opt to simply remotely access her computer. Now imagine that in order to do that, you have to get her to install…

To keep the Austin Healy 3000 in the header image on the road? ALL THE MONEY.

From Oregon, can confirm. And we get irrationally angry at those who are paying cash with anything other than exact change, because then the attendant has to leave AGAIN to go make change.

It won’t pass you in a mud pile, because there will be some rocks to climb over along the way. This is bound to be the same as a normal Evoque or Disco Sport: ground clearance issues and low-profile tyres will ensure that it shits itself on anything more strenuous than a tree root. Trust me on this.

Wow, seriously naive. Your expenses do not go down substantially without a wife and kid. In fact, they stay at about 80% of what they were before. Your rent/house payments, basic utilities, commute costs, clothing, food, etc, all stay about the same. And you lose a salary, two very major tax deductions, and just about…

I’m thinking of an 80,000 lb truck just cruising merrily on its way and then thinking of Steven Spielberg’s first movie, Duel

Alonso confirmed his seat

Looking through the rear view mirror must be like looking at the defending line of a foosball table.

Does it come with an Usher Mode to compliment the P85D’s Ludacris Mode?

Jason and I sat by the light of the campfire, enjoying the light breeze and getting ready to clean everything up before heading into the tent for bed. “What would you say to some star gazing once we put the fire out?” he asked.

This reads like a beautiful passage from Your LL Bean Boyfriend.

God damn horses, leaving their shit everywhere.

Get a new drive sprocket before you show up in the ER.... and chaps, and a face shield, and gloves.

Geez, enough about Ed Hochuli already.

Deadspin dared me to provide all its content today

Can’t wait for 2017, when the Huckster will be peddling reverse mortgages on daytime TV.

For maximum effect, do it in a Grand Caravan R/T, otherwise known as the Coke Zero of minivans.

Like they would know what it looked like. PLEASE FOOLS you can’t even find the clitoris.

Somehow your interpretation of it being about serial killers is less literal?