Make sweet, sweet love to the bar.

But Marcus already has a car.

angry, slur-laden, and poorly-spelled emails from bimmer bros that need to prove that their 130,000 mile, salvage-title 335xi with the M-tech package is just as reliable as it was when they first decided to finance it for 96 months from their uncle’s buy-here-pay-here-lot

When you have a rabid audience of millions, brands will HAPPILY throw money at you to promote their products. And of course you can sell your own shit like t-shirts and other high-margin items.

That frizz looks so much better in a man-bun. Clean up your shit, Jon Snow.

I’ve been around boats all my life and this number is still staggering.

Hail Hydra

I love this.

I wish I could un-star all the posts bitching about putting ketchup on your hotdog, where it belongs.

Making the entire car out of batteries, obviously.

From looking at the engine bay pics, I think the supercharger would end up in the windshield if they didn’t lift it. The engine sits really far back..

will be sold as its own company.

Who the FUCK names their daughter Lolita? That’s hugely disturbing.

da fuq?

That top photo looks like if BMW made a new version of the Z8.

Worth $48 million instead of $4.8 billion?

I don’t think a Wife/Husband ticket is a good idea, despite what the Underwoods say.

“One Samuel 49"

Don’t you dare ruin my dreams.

It turns your subject 180 degrees?