The Olympics should take the route of body building and powerlifting- have tested and non-tested divisions. I want to see how freaky people can get, while also maintaining the “natural” competition.

Only 31? Aren’t pretty much all athletes on PEDs of some sort?

I imagine training for the Olympics ain’t no joke.

What is a living wage is Sri Lanka? Comparing their wages to the cost of the leggings is completely meaningless.

One of those wireless meat thermometers would come in handy. Leave the probe in, and monitor the temp as you drive.

This is the correct answer.

Some of those trucks must be putting down some crazy power.

That taillight was totally done with his shit.

Muggles.

Of course it should count! Just because the loan is collateralized doesn’t mean it suddenly doesn’t count as debt.

Puffs aren’t Kleenex, but they are.

If this isn’t Doug’s next car, he might as well just stop writing.

A NOAA test facility. Chemtrails?

This isn’t 1992. Turbo motors can make a load of torque at low RPMs now.

With mustard and mayo and Kraft singles cheese, cooked in a buttered pan until grispy golden brown. Then sliced diagonally, the halves slowly pulled apart as the gooey cheese stretches between.

His mom divorced his dad, so she can’t be THAT terrible.

“Runner wins race with OK time”

That book actually sounds fascinating.

ha!

Maybe the independent suspension conspiracy theorists will shut up now.