I hope Doug isn’t stupid enough to dip into an IRA to buy a car.

I don’t see Jr’s foundation on that list.

1. Run.

what?

It’s about average for a new car. Less with the tax incentives.

But they are two things most car buyers want.

If you that joke was in poor taste you must have a really hard time finding any appropriate comedy.

She tells me it works just fine.

More pineapple.

Luckily I was moving in with Ms. noooooooo!!, so I just used her stuff, plus the things in my car. Getting the refund took A LOT of phone calls and hassling people, but it obviously paid off.

The U-haul pods are great, and the cheapest way to move, provided they don’t lose track of your pod. Mine got lost for like 3 weeks. Luckily they refunded me about 80% of the cost, so it was definitely the cheapest way to move after all was said and done.

I’m not implying cyclists don’t have the right to be there at all, just that Mulholland seems like a horrible place to ride a bike. No shoulder, blind turns, with fast traffic. It’s a recipe for getting squished.

A “very simple” sandwich recipe does not involve stir-frying nor does it involve 10+ ingredients.

You’re buying the wrong peanut butter.

Also, don’t fling your butts when outdoors. Assholes litter. Don’t be an asshole.

That looked bigger than a ball, more like the entire hitch.

Regular-ass googles work fine, too.

I don’t know of any airline that will pay for a hotel when the issue is weather-related.

But Why Are All The Words Capitalized?

Buy a Speed Queen with the manual controls. Built like tanks, last forever, use a ton of water. New washing machines are required to use no more than ~25 gallons per fill, which is why they suck.