This would significantly cut down on cat-calling.

The aircraft was hydraulically sound prior to being dismantled with accumulators charged.

Nah, they’ll just brand it as an EcoBoost Diesel and avoid the issue altogether.

I love how casual they are about it. “Yeah, we may have broken the sound barrier, nbd.”

The first half of your post doesn’t really match the second half.

Isn’t 136/81 quite high?

I thought the Prelude and Integra were the same mechanically? The Integra was just supposed to be the more luxury version.

To appear in the next James Bond movie.

Well you were, anyway.

I bet the carriers and the FCC will pay attention when they get sued for several million dollars when inevitably someone violent tries to get their phone back from this poor couple.

Right? He really pulls off that yellow shirt.

I’d tell him he could shift, he’d put his hand on the stick, I’d clutch in and say “pull back to four!” and he’d yank the stick backwards from 3rd to 4th

How did you now know about those things from your bank and/or realtor beforehand?

And apparently the manual overheats quite easily.

This is the truth, and is the truth with most pop (including rap) songs of the last 10 years or so.

I’m sure you’re far better informed on protecting the President than the Secret Service.

What is this?!

I think getting laid off from Gawker broke something in Dennis...and made him even better.

By California, you must mean “lowlands in southern California.”

That entirely depends on what you put in the smoothie.