“Because foreigners with anime icons would swoop.” lmaaaaaaaaaaao, this guy knows.

Except porn sites. The porn commenters are the best, especially those who accidentally (?) link to their private facebook accounts.

Good on them. YT-comment is a cesspool of horrible people. Some people ask companies something in the comments, and then complain about bad customer service when they don’t get an answer.

I can’t even play the video without my PC losing its mind.

now i gotta go back and kill ganon in the tingle armor.

Spider-Man 2 for Plastation 2. Don’t remember anything about that game but web slinging through the city. Didn’t really even need a story if it had one.

There’s not even any barrel, it’s just a comically oversized suppressor.

Oh cool, there’s even loungewear... wait... BON CLAY?! Well, looks like I have to spend money now (or rather, when they come out).

I know very few people who give much of a rip about Halo anymore. It was awesome back in the glory days, but it feels like the world has pretty much moved on.

What if they just rename it “Royale with Cheese”?

Not fair. Some fights in the series were 20x better animated than they were in the Manga.

I always hope Nintendo employees are uncles, just so that their nieces and nephews can make the infamous claim with confidence.

Another fascinating story about EVE. I’ll likely never play it, but I do love reading about it.

I have been there, I’d say of course quality varies by each store but the ones in Korea have been pretty great.

It’s two hamburger buns facing opposite directions (top & bottom) and stretchy mozzarella cheese connecting the two.

Maybe Nintendo recognizes now that the people who would appreciate an instruction manual are now all adults, and we no longer get to read the instruction booklet in anticipation as our parents drive us home. Maybe if they did have instruction manuals, I’d call my mom and have her drive me to the store so I could jump…

Oh for sure, there are absolutely ways to get better, but I always play in casual modes and I guess most people there (myself included) just haven’t bothered to do that.

Looks very interesting and intense, but also that it might (to me at least) have the same problem as the basketball mode - getting the ball where you want it requires aerial skills that the regular soccer-based modes don’t, so I (and many players) aren’t really good enough for it to be more than luck.

It’s funny. In 3 weeks, Simon’s tale will be 10 years old, the tale of a man whose drill pierces and creates the heavens.