Didn’t he have a rally with Colbert about how both parties were terrible a couple of years back?

Like Seth Myers observed: The Presidency is supposed to age the President, not the rest of us.

It’s been so much fun watching Trump fans on Twitter suddenly turn into Chomsky clones in a desperate attempt to defend Trump’s latest defense of Putin’s murderous rule. Trump’s right, America is eeeevil!!!! Besides, no one can prove Putin’s ever killed anyone!!!1!

AND THEN WENDI DENG SHOWED UP LIKE THE ACTUAL MOVIE VILLAINESS THAT SHE IS?

Guess they finally tapped out the whole lucrative “fat people who frequent amusement parks” demo

He has different residences where he keeps his harems of 2nd, 3rd and 4th tier “girlfriends”, and houses his various drug dealers in style, but keeps them apart from each other. Plus he probably has housing for his “assistants”, but those are usually treated pretty poorly, so that is probably a 400 sq foot bachelor…

Justin Bieber—who does represent young, black artists

This is the most Canadian photograph in history

C’etait un (petit) rendezvous....?

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

THIS THIS THIS THIS Fuck everyone who’s like “Well they need to save up for DeVos and Price.”

How would voting “no” be any kind of “pick your battle” issue? Carson would still be confirmed, even in a strict party-line vote. The same will happen with Price.

It’s hard for people to see their heroes doing something they don’t agree with, so they use pretzel logic. I do hope all Dems (and some Republicans) oppose Devos, though.

Burn the entire fucking Democratic Party to the ground so we can start over.

No, they have an argument about jazz where Legend schools Gosling. Basically, Legend says that Gosling’s slavish devotion to historical jazz is the antithesis of what jazz is.

Actually, fuck everyone who didn’t vote first and foremost.

My Trump-voting colleague has spent the last year interviewing and going through the motions to enroll in a particular federal job training program that would have guaranteed him a significantly higher salary and better benefits than our current job. Hebjust told me that he can’t get hired now because of Trump’s…

Shhh... this is how people make fun of a movie without having to see it or think about it.

As a rule, I don’t understand Dem Senators AT ALL. There is no upside, zero, to giving Trump anything he wants, but here are half of them bending over for him on Day 4.